idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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