Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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