If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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