he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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