he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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