why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
