just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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