I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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