Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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