Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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