so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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