I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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