Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think my vagina is haunted
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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