Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I cut my penus on the lid.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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