i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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