great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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