I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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