we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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