every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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