yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So much rum. So many feels.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
