The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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