Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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