I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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