so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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