it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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