you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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