'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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