Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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