dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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