worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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