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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(331): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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(740): View more from Ohio

she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious

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(720): View more from Colorado

I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...

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