I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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