that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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