Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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