just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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