I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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