Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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