so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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