I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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