why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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