found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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