All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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