I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
FUCK WHALES
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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