So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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