Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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