Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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