I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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