No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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