even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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