I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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