At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
