you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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