Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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