stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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