Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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