Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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